yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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