is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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