singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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