Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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