when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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