if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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