i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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