i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
