Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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