I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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