Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
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