Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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