Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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