thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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