Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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