i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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