from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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