There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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