Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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