"it" just moved
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
he fucked my hip out of place.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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