I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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