i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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