yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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