last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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