He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize