Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
