Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i already hear my dad disowning me
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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