i just google imaged poop.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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