Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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