i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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