Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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