I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
my poor anus
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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