her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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