So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
