just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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