How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
