He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
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