Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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