doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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