So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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