Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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