So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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