If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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