She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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