i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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