I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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