My room smells like vodka and shame
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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