what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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