fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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