my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Randomize
