fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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