piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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